where have all the good men gone?

New York City, apparently.

Seriously, in my recent experience, every time I meet a guy who is friendly, engaging, and not a complete tool, he’s from somewhere on or near Manhattan island. What’s up with that? Is it something in the water? Does living in a city of 7 million people give you better manners towards women? Is the thought of potentially getting some foreign Philly pussy that enticing? I don’t know, but I do know that Philly guys, you need to step up your game.